up for grabs
joey August 4th, 2004 in hollywood cultsso i’m moving to l.a. and being a raw, young talent it seems inevitable that all the crazy hollywood cults are going to be coming after me. they want me, and who can blame them? as an up-and-coming hollywood player, i could do a lot for any fake religious group.
i don’t really have any preference. scientology, kabbalah, buddhism (oh come on, you know it’s bullshit): i’d be happy to be brainwashed by any of them. so i’m offering myself up to the highest bidder. moonies, satanists: it doesn’t matter! i’d even go mormon if that jeopardy guy ponied up the bucks (and i know for a fact that he’s got some serious bank). if teresa heinz kerry wanted to get in on the act, i’d even become a member of the democratic party!
so let the bidding begin. i’ll be stretching my legs for that laugh-filled trot to the bank!
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seeing as it’s the thing to do amongst up-and-comings, maybe i should auction myself off when i get to l.a. also- but for very different purposes!
you mean like a charity thing?
i hate scientology! i just want to burn their stupid building in hollywood to the ground!
then i’ll join them and we can rebuild.
and then onward to john travolta’s house!
i back anything that vinnie barbarino backs!
you’re such a sweathog.
THETAN LEVEL ZERO
just watch your back…Kirstie Ally loves the taste of young, raw talent.
and food!