something salon spa
anthony September 28th, 2004 in groomingi’m betting that the lady who cut my hair today has never asked a single question in her entire life—everything was a command (and “daddy” likee!). these are just a few examples:
talking to some dazed woman at the counter:
her: judy, you get up early tomorrow.
judy: uh.
her: we go to salon supplies on riverside. i drive; you just go look.
judy: uh.
referring to my hair:
her: this looks good. it’s a good look.
me: (nod)
her: you want it like this. it’s better. much better.
me: yeah, i like it.
her: this is a very good haircut.
me: okay, thanks.
and i’m pretty sure they were ordering vibrators while cutting my hair.
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sometimes, “pretty” sure isnt good enough. you had better be damn sure here…
good job on your hair cut by the way. sounds like you did one fine good job
update: my hairstylist has a huge shipment of vibrators coming in on the 15th.
dude people are already camping out on the sidewalk for those vibrators.
i know, i’ve been bringing them blankets and warm cider.
I just watched ‘johnson family vacation’! you guys should just quit and come home, cause you aren’t ever gonna top that masterpiece. Cedric the Entertainer is really giving his all in this film, and (formerly Li’l)Bow Wow’s rapping is OFF THE CHAIN.
P.S. send me a box of vibrators if there’s any left.
done and DONE.
bloopity bloopbloop bloop
just so everyone knows, you’re all getting vibrators for christmas. this is from the heart, so PLEASE don’t return them!
oh goody, goody, goody…I expect a nice pink when I get off the plane dammit.
with love,
Your Cuz
i’ve got a pink one with your name on it.