an open letter to the “great” state of texas
joey November 25th, 2004 in texasdear texas,
in the future, please try to be more like california. at least when i have to come back here. trust me, you’ll like yourself a LOT better.
oh, and as long as i’m getting things off my chest: yeah, i rooted for the cowboys when they were winning all those superbowls in the early 90’s, but it was all pretty half-hearted.
sincerely,
joey “hollywood” nelson
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remember when daniel was supposed to turn “hollywood,” but instead we all did, without realizing it?
NO!
I’d say you guys went “hollywood” before you left- I mean, with Joey’s outrageous consumption of cocaine and daniel’s constant need to retouch his makeup.
anthony’s cool though. he’s still keepin’ it real.
he’s right, except for the part about me being cool.
next time you come back to texas, please leave your hollywood rhinovirus behind. you’ve left a swath of sick women in your wake and that $3B stem cell program doesn’t seem to offer any help.
i’m pretty sure that was all emz!
D; so true
i’m sorry popz, ladies
so how does emily have the hollywood rhinovirus? wait…I dont even want to know.
It’s better than the West Hollywood rhinovirus.
No, nothing is better than West Hollywood Rhinovirus.
You looking for a fight?