here’s an x-mas treat for all the roomies fans out there (hi, no one!): the roomies x-mas special!

america, i know you’re ready. ready for what? maybe you should take another look at the title, american’t remember what you read 5 seconds ago.

last night, i had a dream that i was at an awards show with andy dick…

as you’ve probably read, several of our “lost” videos were recently discovered in a dumpster near a charity yard sale at a methodist church in tucson, arizona.

WHICH democratic presidential never-was recently killed a homeless man in a drunken hit-and-run?

okay, so i’ve never seen “oprah” before. never. ever. ever.

anyway, today I was watching “oprah” at work, and it’s really creepy, especially her entrance (you know what i’m talking about, our 30-70 year-old female target audience!).

oh, well. maybe it was just creepy because the sound was turned down and i was [...]