the first gay president
joey December 20th, 2004 in presidencyamerica, i know you’re ready. ready for what? maybe you should take another look at the title, american’t remember what you read 5 seconds ago.
back up to speed? good. america’s a pretty gay place nowadays and it’s time we had a leader that reflected that. and who better than me? i’m pretty sure there’s something in the constitution about not being able to be president until you’re 40 or 60 or something (because old people are smarter, e.g. columbo), so i intend to spend the next 20 to 40 years becoming as gay as humanly possible.
it’s going to be a wild ride, america.
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this post is just a joke, guys. the first gay president was actually FDR.
i dont know, i heard Woodrow Wilson was a HUGE FAG.
you just said that FDR bit to make sure i was reading…btw, fuck you.
you know i’m just kidding joey, i love you. (hugs & kisses)
in fact, i’d say we could be the first gay running mates, but lincoln and johnson took that title long ago.
(i’ll stop now)
when you’re president, are you going to legalize gay marriages?
marriage is a sacred institution, and even as america’s first gay president, i believe it was meant to be between a man and a woman.
guess you’ll have to wait 4 more years, tony!
i think your platform needs to be a little gayer.