learnin’ to skydive in 2005?
anthony January 10th, 2005 in exercise, resolutionsmost people make rash, last-minute new year’s resolutions right before midnight on new year’s eve without really thinking about the consequences… well, not me! never again!
this year, i decided to wait a few days and let the dawning infant that is 2005 settle in a tad before committing to any long-term goals that i’ll surely end up regretting a little later on down the road (remember the 2004 incident?).
so, after much thought (see picture), here are my…
new year’s resolutions for
20042005 (in no particular order):
1. meet new people.
2. drop a few pounds, obviously.
3. exercise.
4. read more.
5. save, save, save!
6. more “me time.”
7. exercise.
8. try my hand at the stock market.
9. bring about real change in government.
10. go on a diet and exercise.
11. learn a foreign language.
12. exercise.
13. spread gay rumors about daniel, joey, and peter.
14. exercise.
that’s a pretty good list… now, i’m going to need everyone’s
help if i’m going to stick to this… you can’t let me down like
you did in 2004, okay?
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yo mamaz so fat!
is that the best you could come up with?
touché...
i’ll definitely do my best to spread rumors about peter’s FLAMING HOMOSEXUALITY.
too late guys. there’s a cover story on my flaming homsexuality in today’s Variety.
i’ll read it today after daniel steals it from the paramount mailroom. thanks for the heads up.
thanks man for the updated posts, I needed to laugh…Hope y’all aren’t getting hit too bad by the rain…and stay away from the mountains behind you, would you
it’s no problem. i’ll write an especially funny post just for you as soon as i can.
you’re gonna be waiting a while chris.
one day! two… max!
yeah, max!
when’s peter going to hurry up and write something new?
sorry for the delay. I’ve been at a coke party.
peter… you’re dead weight, buddy.