bloop is pretty kinky
peter January 31st, 2005 in sexi’m not the kind of guy that “keeps score” or brags about his sexual conquests, but after reading this article about a group of sociologists that mapped out the sexual liasions of a midwest highschool, i got curious.
how do i stack up against other guys? who in the bloop offices is a modern day romeo, and who’s a modern day rick moranis?
here’s the chart made by the sociologists:

here’s the chart i had made for the bloop offices:

yeah, i think the results speak for themselves.
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well i guess that explains daniel’s mysterious peanut butter scent.
out of all of you, peter, joey and anthony seem to be doing alright, although i have to wonder about daniel…
don’t act like it never happened, joey! you said you loved me!
peter, i respect you so much more because you were able to link daniel and i and a homeless guy to a jar of peanut butter. by the way, this is the greatest compliment of all time.
you said you were taking that to the grave, mother fucker!
it wasn’t me! it was obviously the talking peanut butter.
whats wrong with being a modern-day rick moranis? huh?
next thing you know, youre gunna be mocking people who plan to be “jon lovitz” in the near fututre, and that i just wont stand for.
...yeah, thats the ticket
acting!
this is the greatest chart I have ever seen. I love you guys.
this is special.
WILL YOU GUYS MARRY ME?
mass wedding? i’m always down for a mass wedding.
by the way, peter forgot to mention that this was the chart for the day of june 3, 2003. we have charts of our entire lives available in hourly, daily, weekly, monthly and annual breakdowns if anyone’s interested.
no takers?
i’m interested.