bloop is pretty kinky

i’m not the kind of guy that “keeps score” or brags about his sexual conquests, but after reading this article about a group of sociologists that mapped out the sexual liasions of a midwest highschool, i got curious.

how do i stack up against other guys? who in the bloop offices is a modern day romeo, and who’s a modern day rick moranis?

here’s the chart made by the sociologists:



here’s the chart i had made for the bloop offices:



yeah, i think the results speak for themselves.


15 Responses to “bloop is pretty kinky”  

  1. 1 joey

    well i guess that explains daniel’s mysterious peanut butter scent.

  2. 2 hexodus

    out of all of you, peter, joey and anthony seem to be doing alright, although i have to wonder about daniel…

  3. 3 jar of peanut butter

    don’t act like it never happened, joey! you said you loved me!

  4. 4 anthony

    peter, i respect you so much more because you were able to link daniel and i and a homeless guy to a jar of peanut butter. by the way, this is the greatest compliment of all time.

  5. 5 homeless guy

    you said you were taking that to the grave, mother fucker!

  6. 6 anthony

    it wasn’t me! it was obviously the talking peanut butter.

  7. 7 elbow love

    whats wrong with being a modern-day rick moranis? huh?

    next thing you know, youre gunna be mocking people who plan to be “jon lovitz” in the near fututre, and that i just wont stand for.

    ...yeah, thats the ticket

  8. 8 anthony

    acting!

  9. 9 patrick

    this is the greatest chart I have ever seen. I love you guys.

  10. 10 anthony

    this is special.

  11. 11 joey

    WILL YOU GUYS MARRY ME?

  12. 12 anthony

    mass wedding? i’m always down for a mass wedding.

  13. 13 joey

    by the way, peter forgot to mention that this was the chart for the day of june 3, 2003. we have charts of our entire lives available in hourly, daily, weekly, monthly and annual breakdowns if anyone’s interested.

  14. 14 joey

    no takers?

  15. 15 anthony

    i’m interested.

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