Archive for February, 2005
top 6 reasons why i shouldn’t be a juror:
1. i’m intolerant to all races/religions/creeds, blah, blah, blah
2. everyone “looks guilty”
3. i don’t have directions
4. conjugal visits
5. quote: “i can’t tell if he’s innocent or if he’s just pretending”
6. my oscar picks were way off!
top 3 reasons why i [...]
WHICH supreme court justice was rushed to the hospital after “an intense wave of passion” caused her to faint…
celebrity spotting…in my dreams!
4 peter February 24th, 2005 in famous people, peter's boring dreamsso last night, i had a really vivid dream that UNT was like a real college (crazy, i know) and that we had celebrities visiting our campus.
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no matter what city you’re in, someone who just moved there will tell you: “people here don’t know how to drive!”
where were you when john f. kennedy was shot?: the kennedy edition
16 joey February 13th, 2005 in politics, presidencyjackie kennedy: in the backseat of a lincoln continental limousine, trying to remember what gets brains out of a wool suit. club soda?
apparently, mario lopez likes ribs… or steak… or chicken (bbq chicken)... or something with meat or potatoes in it because i saw “zack’s mexican friend” at tony roma’s tonight.
- the eagles will win by a field goal
- terrel owens will make a triumphant return from the injured list to play the best game of his life
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before slipping in between those hotel bed sheets, do a quick and easy check for bedbugs. - lil' jon & the stanley cup
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