jackie kennedy: in the backseat of a lincoln continental limousine, trying to remember what gets brains out of a wool suit. club soda?

robert f. kenendy: in the texas school book depository, minding my own business.

ted kennedy: murdering some poor young girl.

maria shriver: on the set of twins, watching arnold ham it up.

john f. kennedy, jr: in a Piper Saratoga II HP, making a quick run to martha’s vineyard.

john f. kennedy: four blocks from ground zero; saw both towers fall.


16 Responses to “where were you when john f. kennedy was shot?: the kennedy edition”  

  1. 1 anthony

    spicy!

  2. 2 Peter

    i smell controversy.

  3. 3 porn bus

    here there are the hotest bus with a lot of hot bitchs.

  4. 4 joey

    now i smell it too!

  5. 5 porn bus 2

    I love porn and I love buses. Sign me up.

  6. 6 porn bus 3

    My name is Heratio J. Porn and I own Porn Bus. My own bus line and I am appalled at these two phonies using our name for this filth.

  7. 7 brian

    ooooh, that’s right, he went there.

  8. 8 anthony

    where’s this porn bus? i LOVE public transportation!

  9. 9 Peter

    i’ve been on the “porn bus”....meh. the hot bitchs weren’t anything to get excited about.

  10. 10 joey

    when peter says “porn bus” he means “senior center bingo shuttle”.

  11. 11 joey

    and i forgot to add:

    kennedy (mtv v.j.): introducing the video for “no rain” by blind melon.

  12. 12 anthony

    is the mtv v.j. part really necessary?

  13. 13 joey

    no, i think they should just play videos without interruption.

  14. 14 Maria Shriver (skeletor)

    I was no where near the set of twins you bastards!

  15. 15 danny devito

    i was there… lot of fun.

  16. 16 David Caruso

    I was there too but nobody remembers. But now I got CSI Miami money. Bitches!

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