“…not guilty, your honor!”
anthony February 28th, 2005 in politicstop 6 reasons why i shouldn’t be a juror:
1. i’m intolerant to all races/religions/creeds, blah, blah, blah
2. everyone “looks guilty”
3. i don’t have directions
4. conjugal visits
5. quote: “i can’t tell if he’s innocent or if he’s just pretending”
6. my oscar picks were way off!
top 3 reasons why i should be a juror:
1. i’ve seen the movie 12 angry men a bunch of times
2. i’ve seen the movie jury duty a bunch of times
3. i’ve done far worse for $15 (see article: bloop is pretty kinky)
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Admitting to seeing Jury Duty has been a felony since 1997.
in california? uhm, i’m pretty sure “jury duty” was made in california.
I’m not funny enough for a rebuttal :P
Hey Garon,
Remember when we kicked everyone’s ass at Trivial Pursuit?
Oh yes. Good times. We’ll have to do that again soon. Marathon pursuit of trivia is fun!
Quick: What does SCUBA stand for?
well, i know… now! i also know some interesting facts about scuba’s adoption into the english language.
just answer the question, squares.
okay? self-contai…
Underwater…breathing…aparatus.
snorkeling = scuba light.
question 2: what noble gas is the declaration of independence stored in to prevent decomposition?
hint: helium balloons need this gas in order to float.
wrong! from here on all other hints are gone. (are-gone)
stop watching the history channel!
ps argon does play a role in making helium balloons float.
i’ll stop watching the history channel the same day i stop breathing.
what if the history channel runs out of programming and has to go off the air?
i guess i’d have to go off the air too. (pun intended)