all those old shows on nickelodeon! seriously, did you ever fucking watch pete and pete? that shit was AWESOME! i wish they would put stuff like that on tv today instead of the apprentice season 3000 (with the board room on the moon or some shit) or law and order: mail fraud.

you know what else? kids shows today don’t even come close to all those old school nick shows. would you want your kid watching spongebob queerpants for the straight guy? shit, not me! i’d just pop in one of my “are you afraid of the dark” tapes or some shit like that. i guarantee you watching that show would make any kid a badass (note: my kids will be badasses anyway).

are you telling me you wouldn’t drop whatever you’re doing RIGHT NOW to watch an episode of salute your shorts? if you just said “no” you’re a fucking liar.

hey, i bet you guys didn’t know this but that hottie that married ben stiller was the hottie on hey dude. did i just blow your mind?

anyway, you guys should fucking sign this petition so we can get some of this awesome shit back on the air.

oh yeah, before i go, does anyone out there have a copy of episode 14 of pete & pete (“halloweenie”). it’s the only one i’m missing. i’ve got a shitload of stuff to trade if you can help a brother out.


12 Responses to “guys, you know what was the best shit ever?”  

  1. 1 rod lancer

    What about Degrassi The next generation. Talk about fucking awesome.

  2. 2 brian

    wow, you just answered the question of why i’m so attracted to ben stiller’s wife! i guess i’m really attracted to my lost childhood. by the way, remember that wierd animated cowboy during the commercials who would tell you that you could only fold a piece of paper 11 times and shit. now, he was fucking awesome!

  3. 3 patrick

    nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-nick-nick…nick-e-lo-deon!

    great post. i got this off a CD at work like three days ago, check it out –

    pete and pete!

    but hey dude has to be my favorite.

  4. 4 Garon
  5. 5 joey

    i think you guys missed the point.

  6. 6 popz

    Do we really need all the bad language in these posts? I mean, can’t you get your point across without all the four-letter words?

  7. 7 patrick

    oh. I guess this was sarcastic…

    :(

    at any rate…

    HEY DUDE FUCKING RULES MY BALLZ!

    I love you all.

  8. 8 louise

    sifnt macgyver, teenage mutant ninja turtles or ghostbusters.. theys fkn rulesd

  9. 9 ashley

    i have vague, yet haunting memories of a hey dude episode in which the gang tries to solve the mystery of how several guests were killed (killed!) in their locked rooms, and they figured out that the bad guy had dug holes through the floor of their rooms! shudders

    hey joey, this is your old “what would buddha do?” .. pro flag burning .. watching titanic via “parentmobile” .. pal from high school. ;) (i don’t know if that hey dude episode or memories from high school are scarier..;))

    yeah, i know, i get bored sometimes when i’m trying to rock my kids to sleep, and i thought i’d try to look you up and see what you were doing. i’m gonna keep this short seeing as how it’s a public forum, but i hope everything’s cool with you.

  10. 10 Ricky Gervais

    The American Office IS superior to the UK one!!

    Who’d a thought?

  11. 11 rod lancer

    Bloody wanker.

  12. 12 rod lancer

    What about Pinwheel and todays special.

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