actual* conversation from the set of three men and a baby:

leonard nimoy: “tom selleck, will you please apologize to mr. guttenberg so we can finish this movie?”

tom selleck: “no.”

leonard nimoy: “you’ve obviously hurt his feelings.”

tom selleck: “so?”

leonard nimoy: “ted danson, will you help me out here?”

ted danson: “tom and steve, can we just finish this stupid movie before the baby grows up already? let’s wrap, i have to be on the set of becker in eleven years.”

*by “actual” i mean “something i made up


6 Responses to “from the set, part 1 of 3,592”  

  1. 1 rod lancer

    Anthony can I call you Anthony. Pretty funny stuff.

  2. 2 anthony

    i have no problem with you calling me by my name, and thanks.

  3. 3 Peter

    yo, i think this comedy is pretty innapropriate in the wake of mitch hedberg’s tragic death.

  4. 4 anthony

    i think this is what he would’ve wanted.

  5. 5 joey

    he loved jokes about becker that take place 11 years before becker.

  6. 6 Garon

    Tom Selleck has the greatest mustache in hollywood. It should be part of a tour and you should get to keep strands of it after you take said tour. wow creepy.

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