i’m not sure if you guys caught it or not, but i was on larry king last week. larry and i chatted for almost the full hour, and i don’t have the entire transcript, so here’s a quick excerpt:

larry: “so tell me, joe: what’s been your proudest moment since graduating college?”

joey: “wow. oh, man… (long pause) i’m sorry, i’m just trying to think. hm. you know, there have been a lot of high points—”

larry: “and a lot of low points, too.”

joey: “so true, larry. so true. but i’d have to say my proudest moment since i walked across that stage is without a doubt winning 7th place in a dog photo contest.”*

*even though my girlfriend emily took credit for the picture.