the perfect pitch, part 2 of 2
anthony April 9th, 2005 in philanthropyi’ve been mulling over my latest idea for a nickelodeon/disney tv movie entitled “my dog did my homework,” and the only things i’m certain of right
now are:
1.) this great twist on an old joke will be a huge success,
2.) the dog has to actually do the homework, and
3.) the “did” has to take up the entire poster (if there is one).
oh, but don’t think i’m milked yet! i am overflowing with ideas like this!
look, here’s another: “my dog did eat my homework!” brilliant!
anyone still thirsty for more? because i could drench you with all the ideas i have!
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My homework did my dog.
Now that’s pitchable.
it has sex appeal, i guess.
My dog EDITED my homework.
My dog ate my dinner and so i didnt have any and it upset me but we resolved our differences and are ok now
I was going to do my homework but I was too busy having sex with my dog. Am I right guys?
i only want to watch it if kirk cameron will be in it
is he the dog or the guy having sex with the dog?