a literary criticism of elisha cuthbert
peter April 29th, 2005 in famous people, peter's boring dreamsthe sub-councious is a pretty powerful machine, if you know how to use it. luckily, i’m pretty in-tune with my body and all that junk, but last night’s dream really was a stumper:
so im at a friend’s house in l.a., and im waiting for a blind date to show up. when she arrives i’m pleased to realize that it’s elisha cuthbert, star of the upcoming movie ‘house of wax.’
apparently she’s not as pleased as i am, cause when we enter the house i can hear her whisper something about ”...not much in the looks department…” to our mutual friend. whatever.
while everyone is enjoying a few evening cocktails, cuthbert starts talking about the set of her new movie, people she’s met, etc. the conversation is really lagging until one of the guests mentions an author i was pretty familiar with. off i go on some really heady stuff, like the southern romanticism of faulkner and literary deconstructionism and im just really keeping the party going you know? i catch a glance of elisha and its pretty obvious from her look that shes just not keeping up. while the rest of the party is having this really intense convo, she’s just helplessly lost.
then she shoots me this glance and motions like she wants to go out on the back porch with me….but i shoot it down cold.
What’s it all mean?
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that you’re gay?
gosh celia, i wish you’d told me that before i spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on intense psychoanalysis.
and pornography.
no, all my gay porn is borrowed.
from JOEY.
yeah, well once miss emz moved in, he needed a place to store it. It’s a win-win.
busted!
what?
peter just corey clark-ed joey BIG TIME.
and squares just pulled a randy jackson steve perry band flat top!
yeah, that makes sense to everyone.