so, deep throat’s revelation (wake up, history buffs!) was probably the most anticlimactic thing to ever happen.

bojangles, bo derek, bo jackson, bo BICE.

if you’ve been keeping up with the michael “shoeless joe” jackson case, you were probably surprised to hear about me testifying yesterday.

spotting a worthwhile celebrity is like finding a needle in a haystack, except that los angeles is full of celebrities, and you’d be hard-pressed to find more than one needle in a haystack.

that being said, the first secret to becoming a good celebrity spotter is to just say that everyone you see [...]

some of my closest “friends” probably don’t even know this, but i briefly served as creative director for bumpy’s novelty bumper stickers in phoenix, arizona. during my brief tenure, i personally rejected these stickers:

admission: it’s been a year or so since i’ve actually sat down with a bowl o’ popcorn and watched the daily show. that off my chest, i need this from you: why has daily been getting so much attention lately?

ok…but what about my votes for scott baio?