i was poking around in the attic the other and boy i was i surprised to find a whole box full of my old journals! i stumbled upon this gem of an entry from 1998 and decided to share it:

late last night, i was fortunate enough to be able to sit down and have an “im chat” with j.k. rowling, who was still reeling from the success of her new release, “that harry potter book.”

amazon.com has decided to celebrate its 10th anniversary by having celebrities deliver orders to unsuspecting customers and videotaping it.

as i was walking home (or, as i like to call it, “driving with my legs”), i saw that semi-famous/infamous wrestler, chyna. it may have just been my inablility (i should probably get rid of “infamous” now that i’ve used “inability”) to differentiate between reality and fantasy, but i’m pretty sure she pulled down [...]

q: why did thousands of florida residents evacuate the state last weekend?

i’ve been having the time of my life! camp was fun; i’ll probably go back next summer (if they’ll take me back!). i lost fifty pounds, but whatever. the point was to have fun, and i did. SO MUCH FUN! we slept indoors and told stories by the fire [...]

well, folks, summer is finally here and you know what that means: DISC GOLF! with our handy guide, you’ll be playing like a pro in no time!