wow, who did lisa hart carroll have to sleep with to be in terms of endearment?

the following is an excerpt from a bit i did while on tour from ‘98 to ‘02:

“you know what i don’t get? have you guys seen this new sacagawea coin they’ve just come out with? i mean, come on! what is this!?!? were the indians ever known for being good with [...]

dear nasa,
can i have another moon rock to add to my collection of moon rocks? also, what is the difference between a moon rock and a regular rock?

daniel
altadena, ca

dear nasa,
if you faked the moon landing, does that mean you faked the disasters, too?

daniel
altadena, ca

dear nasa,
can you please forward this letter to santa clause?

daniel
altadena, ca

dear [...]

blah blah blah

as far as comedy is concerned, i pretty much live on the outskirts of “the know,” so that means i’m the only one here who’s going to get why this joke is so funny, even though it’s been edited for children and the elderly.

anyway:

a family walks into a talent agency. it’s [...]