friend
brother
son
hungry
designated driver

i can’t believe that guy cheated on his wife with his nanny.

*the title’s the only reason this post was written.

1) “i’m the only one” -melissa etheridge
2) “rocketman” -elton john
3) “everybody hurts” -rem/michael stipe

dear rachel mcadams,

remember when you asked me to write down my predictions for 2005 and put them in a time capsule to be opened in 2025? well, i dug it up already.

and my 2005 predictions were:

the white sox/astros will win their first world series since 1917/ever

global warming will heat the gulf of mexico to devastating [...]

as the self-proclaimed “entertainment reporter with the fattest fingers in the biz,” i’ve been known to make my share of typos.

1. “archaeologists like to do it in the dirt”

why i shouldn’t have slashed your tires in a del taco parking lot:

i’ll post the answers friday morning. or afternoon. you know how i roll.

oh my god guys. I just read (skimmed) this new book called, THE DAVINCI CODE.