dating: phase 1

is pretty awkward.

at least it’s not phase three, when they start asking for ridiculous stuff like flowers and monogamous sex.


17 Responses to “dating: phase 1”  

  1. 1 anthony

    who the hell sticks around for phase three?

  2. 2 Garon

    well the sex doesn’t usually come until third quarter phase 2, so…my guess post-coital glow causes most phase three entry occurences.

    duh.

  3. 3 joey

  4. 4 anthony

  5. 5 joey

  6. 6 anthony

  7. 7 Garon

    google is your friend.

  8. 8 joey

    R.I.P. SPERRY HALL!

  9. 9 anthony

    OH YEAH!

  10. 10 emz

    Hey Peter,

    I remember you, me, and phase 9. I don’t remember any complaining.

  11. 11 Garon

    Wow.

  12. 12 brian

    I don’t think I’m ready for phase 4 yet.

  13. 13 anthony

    it’s a big step.

  14. 14 john madden

    SPERRY HALL

    YOU ARE MY PRECIOUS HALL

    WE SING TO YOU, O HALL

    PLEASE TAKE US WITH YOU HALL

    —From “Sperry Hall, You Are My Precious Hall, We Sing To You, O Hall, Please Take Us With You Hall” by Bob Dylan

  15. 15 anthony

    i have the bootlegged live version of that if you’re interested.

  16. 16 daniel

    i don’t know if that was an offer just for madden or what, but i’ll take one if you’re giving ‘em out.

  17. 17 martin scorcese

    me too LOL.

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