you may not know this because i never invite you over, but we recently moved out of burbank.

friends
family
thanksgiving
turkey
the mayflower compact

thanksgiving’s a pretty tricky holiday. here are some things that have ruined the festivities for me in the past (well, last year… but whatever… i’m over it):

forgetting to defrost the turkey

no one made stuffing?

anything involving re-enactments

high jinks and shenanigans!

accidentally saying the word “indian” in front of your cherokee brother-in-law, ahote—“injun” is even worse

making [...]

to make a little extra scratch, i’ve started working as a delivery driver for the thai place down the street. working two jobs is tough, but those hospital bills ain’t gonna pay themselves! last night i was delivering a couple bucketfuls of yellow curry to a house up in the hills, and who should open up the door but AEROSMITH, one of the biggest bands in the biz! lucky for the internet they agreed to do an interview, right on the spot!

a picture…

finally, an editor read one of my letters to him (or her!).

this one was rushed, so there may be some mistakes.

to help get my acting career off the ground, someone i made up recommended that i post my headshot/resume online. well, love me or hate me, you KNOW i do an amazing “streetcar.”

hey all,

the color purple (1985)