hey all,

i heard there’s an opening on the supreme court and i thought i’d toss my hat in the ring. here’s why i’m qualified for the job:

-i’ve worn literally thousands of robes.
-i’m willing to overturn roe v. wade (after i tie up some loose ends).
-once saw judge judy at target. pretty sure it was her.
-i interpret the constitution like i interpret my women: strictly.

in conclusion, i’d like to share a selection from city high’s city high anthem:

so, we don’t need your education
we don’t want no pacifier
we are the leaders of your nation
we’re gonna make sure the world survives
there ain’t no [supreme court] justice there’s just us