dear tony roma’s management,

this is my two weeks notice, approximately. my last day should be sunday, december 18.

i’m sorry we have to part ways and i wish you the best of luck in the future, but i’m not going to cut my hair for anyone.

sincerely,
anthony thompson


14 Responses to “an open letter to tony roma’s”  

  1. 1 john madden

    WHAT ABOUT FOR JOHN MADDEN?

    THE MADDENCRUISER RUNS ON HUMAN HAIR

    I’M STRANDED IN PHOENIX

    I AM A HUMAN PHOENIX

  2. 2 anthony

    i really like the john madden concept.

  3. 3 the burbank tony roma's

    i’m not sure if i’ll still be here when you come crawling back.

  4. 4 anthony

    i’d like to think you’d crumble without me.

  5. 5 Garon

    When can I get the last free food?

  6. 6 patrick

    I worked at tony roma’s near the ballpark in arlington for two months. my manager had just quit smoking cigarettes but had recently taken up snorting coke. no joke. and to this day, I also have never cut my hair for anyone.

    fight the man.

  7. 7 emz

    “i’d like to think you’d crumble without me.”

    looks like it did!

    ZING

  8. 8 peter

    emz, what?

  9. 9 anthony

    update: as of christmas eve, 5:00, tony roma’s burbank will be closing its doors forever.

  10. 10 tiny tony

    god bless us, every one.

  11. 11 Peter

    wait. stores go out of business in California?

  12. 12 Garon

    an icon lost forever!!

    Update: Ive stopped caring as of 3.2 seconds ago.

  13. 13 anthony

    yeah, only to make way for BIGGER and BETTER stores!

  14. 14 anthony

    3.2 seconds is the new forever.

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