february is without a doubt probably my favorite month of the year, and i’ll give you one guess why! here’s a hint: chocolate!

that’s right, february is black history month, that oh-so-short span of four weeks where we break out our roots special edition dvds and cosby show dvd box sets and barbershop special edition dvds and and and…

anyway, let’s take a second to think about what could have been in our new regular feature, “what if?”

what if…

  • rosa parks rode the short bus?
  • kobe only scored 80 points?
  • hangin’ with mr. cooper had been given a decent timeslot?
  • malcolm x wasn’t such a dick?
  • gregory hines never invented ketchup?
  • crash was a documentary?

i think it’s safe to say our world would be quite a different place.


3 Responses to “what if? black history month edition”  

  1. 1 Laura R.

    I like Earth Wind and Fire.

  2. 2 Peter

    i celebrated BHM by watching RIZE, aka the documentary where black people dress up like clowns and dance for David LaChapelle’s amusement.

  3. 3 joey

    omg i just got the weirdest sense of deja-bamboozled-vu.

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