“my daughter used to sell drugs, and now she sells cookies.”

“my daughter used to sell cookies, and now she’s out selling drugs while i’m stuck here selling her cookies.”

“my daughter used the money she got for girl scout cookies to buy all sorts of drugs.”

“my daughter sells cookies and drugs; would you like to buy some drugs or would you just rather have the cookies and skip the drugs?”

“these cookies are laced with drugs. they shouldn’t be, but they are… we don’t know how they ended up being laced with drugs, but now they’re selling like hotcakes.”

“girl scout cookies are fucking expensive!”


2 Responses to “popular girl scout cookies signs”  

  1. 1 haley joel osment

    i used to see dead people

  2. 2 anthony

    HA where did you see yourself in five years, though?

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