them to make sure i’m dead

the harlem globetrotters to give my eulogy, stating that i was the greatest opponent they had ever faced

to be roasted by some of the assholes from the friars club

a stealth bomber to fly over my grave

nickelback to perform “how you remind me”

the police to catch the guy who did it

good attendance


One Response to “at my funeral, i want…”  

  1. 1 patrick

    Sounds Bitchin! I’m totally there.

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