earlier today, i got a call from my temp agency about a mortgage company-related job or something. the company wanted me to drive over to their office just to make sure i would be able to find it, which is kind of insulting. i asked the temp woman how possible it was that [...]

john: i’ve decided to change my name. john wilkes booth has been causing me so many problems.
harvey: it could be difficult being named after a guy who assassinated a president, i guess.
john: yeah.
harvey: what are you going to change it to?
john: lincoln.
harvey: you’re gonna be john lincoln?
john: [...]

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

since we wrapped season 5 of scrubs i’ve had a lot of downtime, and i’ve been watching a lot of CNN, just to kind of get a feel for what’s going on in the world.

man, i didn’t know immigration was such a big [...]