“this foxworthy guy’s pretty funny. he should be a comedian.”
“hey, idiot, the answer’s 200!”
“bill clinton was a good president.”

before there were pie charts
before there was pie
before you could sky dive
before there was sky

before there was lemonade
before there was AIDS
back when a razor
had only one blade

before there were muslims
before there were jews
before gomer pyle
before there was booze

before there were hate crimes
before there were crimes
before there was timecop
before there was time

LIFE WAS BULLSHIT

look, there’s been a lot of talk lately and i would just like to take a few minutes to dispel some of the rumors that have been flying around about me:

i never toured with the eagles
i was, however, the bassist of a local group that opened for them at a 1973 show in phoenix.

i cannot [...]

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