reasons i couldn’t be a dwarf
joey November 26th, 2007 in lists, little people, observational humor- already too self-conscious
- didn’t really “get” lord of the rings
- does FUBU make dwarf-sized clothes?
- waaaaaaay too tall
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but you were totally into ‘Willow’
only because he was a huge val kilmer fan tho
since when is 5 foot 3 waaaaaaaaay too tall?
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