come november, as i did in ‘04, i will be throwing my (pittsburgh) pirates hat into the ring and running for president of the united states. now, be aware, the only reason i’m running is to draw attention to some issues that i believe are important (and to discuss my personal problems with the [...]

found this attached to my door just now (not really):

dear residents,

thank you SO MUCH for all of the toys, appliances, GIZMOS, etc. that were put into the donation box. i was a huge hit at secret santa at work.

merry christmas!

thanks,
hannah
manager

on new year’s 1972, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year’s 1973, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year’s 1974, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year’s 1975, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year’s [...]

the san diego zoo (if i were a millionaire!)
burbank, ca (but just to visit)
bethesda, maryland (with nancy reagan)
shark-infested waters
chocolate city, usa
heaven (but just to visit)
the bathroom
topical
political
one more

day one
yesterday, or whenever, the writers guild of america officially went on strike. this doesn’t really affect me, since i don’t want to be a writer. regardless, i feel that it would be appropriate to propose that we here at bloop also go on strike as a show of support. well, first [...]

what’s with that show “two and a half men” on, uh, abc? cbs? who does the title refer to? and how is it divided up?

is charlie the half? are they just simply saying that the kid is half of a man? i don’t understand. could charlie and jake both be ¾ of a man [...]

omg stand-up really sucks. it’s so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, [...]

from netflix:

Because you enjoyed: * National Lampoon’s Vacation and Funny Farm

We think you’ll enjoy: Funny Money

i think i might.

“this foxworthy guy’s pretty funny. he should be a comedian.”
“hey, idiot, the answer’s 200!”
“bill clinton was a good president.”

earlier today, i got a call from my temp agency about a mortgage company-related job or something. the company wanted me to drive over to their office just to make sure i would be able to find it, which is kind of insulting. i asked the temp woman how possible it was that [...]