dear party,
where you at?

signed,
the undersigned

dear nasa,
can i have another moon rock to add to my collection of moon rocks? also, what is the difference between a moon rock and a regular rock?

daniel
altadena, ca

dear nasa,
if you faked the moon landing, does that mean you faked the disasters, too?

daniel
altadena, ca

dear nasa,
can you please forward this letter to santa clause?

daniel
altadena, ca

dear [...]

something i’ve been thinking about a lot lately- why isn’t my name “lunch?”

(here, in its entirety, i will display an open letter i wrote to the creators of the new british show “make me a mum”)

recently, i’ve discovered that nicole kidman is having trouble finding male suitors.