how are you supposed to feel when you see a talented actor that you really like playing the grapes in a fruit of the loom commercial?

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

since we wrapped season 5 of scrubs i’ve had a lot of downtime, and i’ve been watching a lot of CNN, just to kind of get a feel for what’s going on in the world.

man, i didn’t know immigration was such a big [...]

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

you know bloop is in trouble when they bring in a jew! jew jew jewdy joo jew jews! seriously though, these kids have a great site they’ve put together here, it really is an honor to work with them. i [...]

since text books are written by RICH WHITE MALES with a vested interest in the STATUS QUO, there’s all kinds of stuff they don’t teach you in american history class. well i’m here to blow the lid off this shit:

hey singer/songwriters,

hey, that’s a really nice sweater! anyway, i’m just writing you guys with a really funny idea i had: maybe you should do an ironic cover version of a really ridiculous and profane rap song (possibly from the early/mid 90’s, but that’s your call) and sing it really earnestly. it would [...]

well, it’s tax time, that annual ritual where we part with our hard-earned blood money to keep america running at peak efficiency! it may seem like everyone loves to hate tax season, but quite a few folks just plain love it:

we’re making some changes here and some stuff might be broken. you might need to update the url for our feed. also, you should wear green more often. you look really good. seriously.

why don’t you love me anymore?

let’s pretend that reason we haven’t been posting much is because we’ve been working on splideo, a blog about crazy shit on google video. what’s up with you?

february is without a doubt probably my favorite month of the year, and i’ll give you one guess why! here’s a hint: chocolate!