to make a little extra scratch, i’ve started working as a delivery driver for the thai place down the street. working two jobs is tough, but those hospital bills ain’t gonna pay themselves! last night i was delivering a couple bucketfuls of yellow curry to a house up in the hills, and who should open up the door but AEROSMITH, one of the biggest bands in the biz! lucky for the internet they agreed to do an interview, right on the spot!

hey all,

dear rachel mcadams,

as the self-proclaimed “entertainment reporter with the fattest fingers in the biz,” i’ve been known to make my share of typos.

(the first in a lengthy series of my job-related misadventures)

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based on subscription data from 2004-2005, these are the top 5 magazines in america’s jails:

this summer i’ve had the opportunity to do a little bit of traveling and i think this is the perfect forum for rating and reviewing each trip.

if you’re a self-loathing jew…

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