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i was poking around in the attic the other and boy i was i surprised to find a whole box full of my old journals! i stumbled upon this gem of an entry from 1998 and decided to share it:

amazon.com has decided to celebrate its 10th anniversary by having celebrities deliver orders to unsuspecting customers and videotaping it.

q: why did thousands of florida residents evacuate the state last weekend?

well, folks, summer is finally here and you know what that means: DISC GOLF! with our handy guide, you’ll be playing like a pro in no time!

if you’ve been keeping up with the michael “shoeless joe” jackson case, you were probably surprised to hear about me testifying yesterday.

some of my closest “friends” probably don’t even know this, but i briefly served as creative director for bumpy’s novelty bumper stickers in phoenix, arizona. during my brief tenure, i personally rejected these stickers:

ok…but what about my votes for scott baio?

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i’m not sure if you guys caught it or not, but i was on larry king last week. larry and i chatted for almost the full hour, and i don’t have the entire transcript, so here’s a quick excerpt: