all those old shows on nickelodeon! seriously, did you ever fucking watch pete and pete? that shit was AWESOME!

a list:

no matter what city you’re in, someone who just moved there will tell you: “people here don’t know how to drive!”

jackie kennedy: in the backseat of a lincoln continental limousine, trying to remember what gets brains out of a wool suit. club soda?

here’s how people are finding us:

it’s the gripping story of one man’s reconciliation with his past, one man’s search for his identity, and another man’s surprising metamorphosis into a beautiful, lumbering beast.

if one of your anonymous celebrity spottings ever shows up on defamer, it’s pretty exciting.

here’s an x-mas treat for all the roomies fans out there (hi, no one!): the roomies x-mas special!

america, i know you’re ready. ready for what? maybe you should take another look at the title, american’t remember what you read 5 seconds ago.

as you’ve probably read, several of our “lost” videos were recently discovered in a dumpster near a charity yard sale at a methodist church in tucson, arizona.