whoa. what a crazy four and half months. for those bloopsters that aren’t “in the know,” i’ve been locked up in a texas state penitentiary since early january.

due to on-going legal stipulations i can’t really explain why, but take this advice: “officer bitch” is probably not the best way to address a lady of [...]

has anybody here heard about eye-licking?

1. “archaeologists like to do it in the dirt”

oh my god guys. I just read (skimmed) this new book called, THE DAVINCI CODE.

is pretty awkward.

i’m gonna be honest here. i HATE giving back rubs. i HATE it.

im thinking about getting a tattoo of a banjo on my left bicep.

please let me know the exact time and day when it’s cool

the sub-councious is a pretty powerful machine, if you know how to use it. luckily, i’m pretty in-tune with my body and all that junk, but last night’s dream really was a stumper:

wouldn’t that be funny if the terry schiavo case was like the most elaborate april fool’s day joke ever?