So Ben and I have this newish thing called The Ben & Joey Show. It’s a weekly comedy “podcast” featuring two guys talking about stuff (food?) and playing their songs. You can listen on the site, or just subscribe in iTunes. Seriously, go do it.

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

oh my god you guys, the other day i was looking at my VAGINA and i decided that it was just so beautiful that i had to give it a name. i named it “little sarah” but believe me, calling it “little” [...]

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

hey guys, good to be back. (this is mr. seinfeld’s first appearance—ed.). so have you seen this new iPhone? i think we’re taking things a little too far now, don’t you? maybe? was there anyone out there who was [...]

omg stand-up really sucks. it’s so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, [...]

how are you supposed to feel when you see a talented actor that you really like playing the grapes in a fruit of the loom commercial?

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

you know bloop is in trouble when they bring in a jew! jew jew jewdy joo jew jews! seriously though, these kids have a great site they’ve put together here, it really is an honor to work with them. i [...]

so, like the title says, rob schneider’s e-mail was hacked recently, and, even though everyone thinks he did it on purpose to promote his new movie, i think god did it so that i could laugh really hard for a really long time. here are two of my favorites for right now:

Date: Mon, 12 [...]

as far as comedy is concerned, i pretty much live on the outskirts of “the know,” so that means i’m the only one here who’s going to get why this joke is so funny, even though it’s been edited for children and the elderly.

anyway:

a family walks into a talent agency. it’s [...]

admission: it’s been a year or so since i’ve actually sat down with a bowl o’ popcorn and watched the daily show. that off my chest, i need this from you: why has daily been getting so much attention lately?

no matter what city you’re in, someone who just moved there will tell you: “people here don’t know how to drive!”