“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

oh my god you guys, the other day i was looking at my VAGINA and i decided that it was just so beautiful that i had to give it a name. i named it “little sarah” but believe me, calling it “little” [...]

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

hey guys, good to be back. (this is mr. seinfeld’s first appearance—ed.). so have you seen this new iPhone? i think we’re taking things a little too far now, don’t you? maybe? was there anyone out there who was [...]

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

since we wrapped season 5 of scrubs i’ve had a lot of downtime, and i’ve been watching a lot of CNN, just to kind of get a feel for what’s going on in the world.

man, i didn’t know immigration was such a big [...]

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

you know bloop is in trouble when they bring in a jew! jew jew jewdy joo jew jews! seriously though, these kids have a great site they’ve put together here, it really is an honor to work with them. i [...]