So Ben and I have this newish thing called The Ben & Joey Show. It’s a weekly comedy “podcast” featuring two guys talking about stuff (food?) and playing their songs. You can listen on the site, or just subscribe in iTunes. Seriously, go do it.

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

oh my god you guys, the other day i was looking at my VAGINA and i decided that it was just so beautiful that i had to give it a name. i named it “little sarah” but believe me, calling it “little” [...]

why don’t you love me anymore?

from now on, when a guy has a boner for george clooney, it shall be called a “clooner.”

oh my god guys. I just read (skimmed) this new book called, THE DAVINCI CODE.

if you’re a self-loathing jew…

please let me know the exact time and day when it’s cool

the following is an excerpt from a bit i did while on tour from ‘98 to ‘02:

“you know what i don’t get? have you guys seen this new sacagawea coin they’ve just come out with? i mean, come on! what is this!?!? were the indians ever known for being good with [...]

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as far as comedy is concerned, i pretty much live on the outskirts of “the know,” so that means i’m the only one here who’s going to get why this joke is so funny, even though it’s been edited for children and the elderly.

anyway:

a family walks into a talent agency. it’s [...]