may 5, 2005
my journey begins in the city of miracles—hollywood, ca. bags in both hands, i’m standing on the corner of hopes and dreams. lots of people are here trying to wave down taxis. the cabs aren’t stopping for them, but for some reason i don’t have any problems getting one. [...]

dear diary,

a while ago, this hollywood bigshot named merv griffin came into my office with an idea for a tv show called “what’s the question?”. it was your typical quiz show, except the questions would be worded as answers and the answers as questions. make sense? anyway, at the time, i didn’t [...]