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the newsradio curse

0 anthony February 13th, 2010 in curses, lists, tv

so you hear a lot about the saturday night live curse, but what about the newsradio curse? here’s a list of people associated with the show and the tragedy that has befallen them.

phil hartman (murder/suicide – too soon)
maura tierney (cancer – too soon)
drake sather (suicide – too soon)
joe rogan (career suicide)
khandi alexander (morgue)
dave foley [...]

xmas wishes 2009: millenium edition

1 joey December 15th, 2009 in holidays, lists

well it’s that time of year again and i figured what better way to use the first bloop post of 2009 than with my xmas wish list! here’s what i’m asking santa for:

Willenium CD
9/11 do-over
Y2K survival guide
cash
sega dreamcast
mental teleportation away from this awful, shitty decade to the carefree 90s
seriously, cash
(i’ll take whatever you can [...]

reasons i couldn’t be a dwarf

5 joey November 26th, 2007 in lists, little people, observational humor

already too self-conscious
didn’t really “get” lord of the rings
does FUBU make dwarf-sized clothes?
waaaaaaay too tall

ten places i’d love to visit

2 anthony November 12th, 2007 in lists, vacation

the san diego zoo (if i were a millionaire!)
burbank, ca (but just to visit)
bethesda, maryland (with nancy reagan)
shark-infested waters
chocolate city, usa
heaven (but just to visit)
the bathroom
topical
political
one more

things black people think while watching “are you smarter than a 5th grader?”

4 anthony February 28th, 2007 in black people, lists, tv

“this foxworthy guy’s pretty funny. he should be a comedian.”
“hey, idiot, the answer’s 200!”
“bill clinton was a good president.”

charlton heston’s favorite beverages

13 joey February 13th, 2007 in famous people, food, lists, movies

soylent green tea
gin & tombstone
gatoNRAde
the tab commandments
the omegarmeister
michael moore’s blood

shit your history teacher was AFRAID to teach you

27 joey April 13th, 2006 in education, history, lists

since text books are written by RICH WHITE MALES with a vested interest in the STATUS QUO, there’s all kinds of stuff they don’t teach you in american history class. well i’m here to blow the lid off this shit:

everybody loves raytaxes

3 joey April 11th, 2006 in lists, money

well, it’s tax time, that annual ritual where we part with our hard-earned blood money to keep america running at peak efficiency! it may seem like everyone loves to hate tax season, but quite a few folks just plain love it:

at my funeral, i want…

1 anthony April 3rd, 2006 in lists, memorials, the future

them to make sure i’m dead

the harlem globetrotters to give my eulogy, stating that i was the greatest opponent they had ever faced

to be roasted by some of the assholes from the friars club

a stealth bomber to fly over my grave

nickelback to perform “how you remind me”

the police to catch the guy who did it

good [...]

espn classics, part 1

2 anthony March 16th, 2006 in baseball, lists

while looking up the start time for the big usa vs mexico game on espn.com, i noticed that espn classics has a series where, well, this…

“Top 5 Reasons You Can’t Blame Bill Buckner For Red Sox Losing The 1986 World Series”

i think my list is probably better:

wade boggs kept him out late the night [...]

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