the color purple (1985)

throw up a lot (7:30am-12:30pm)

almost get hit by a train, arroyo pkwy and del mar (5:30pm)

watch kobe brick a possible game-winning three-pointer, tie game (2 seconds left on the clock)

friend
brother
son
hungry
designated driver

1) “i’m the only one” -melissa etheridge
2) “rocketman” -elton john
3) “everybody hurts” -rem/michael stipe

remember when you asked me to write down my predictions for 2005 and put them in a time capsule to be opened in 2025? well, i dug it up already.

and my 2005 predictions were:

the white sox/astros will win their first world series since 1917/ever

global warming will heat the gulf of mexico to devastating [...]

as the self-proclaimed “entertainment reporter with the fattest fingers in the biz,” i’ve been known to make my share of typos.

1. “archaeologists like to do it in the dirt”

why i shouldn’t have slashed your tires in a del taco parking lot:

byron cole (stole your lunch money, then said, “keep the change”): busboy at bennagin’s. current romantic interest is wendy, the manager’s seventeen year-old daughter who occasionally flirts with him.

for the past four years, i’ve been happily filling out surveys given to me on the streets of los angeles.