john: i’ve decided to change my name. john wilkes booth has been causing me so many problems.
harvey: it could be difficult being named after a guy who assassinated a president, i guess.
john: yeah.
harvey: what are you going to change it to?
john: lincoln.
harvey: you’re gonna be john lincoln?
john: [...]

about fifteen years ago, i was the world’s biggest l.a. law fan. like, i have a whole scrapbook of corbin bernsen autographs. this was back when i wanted to write for television, so clackity-clack of the keyboard and out comes this really brilliant fan fiction:

arnie becker and michael kuzak are waiting outside the [...]

daniel thompson knocks on the door. he hears his boss, mr. prell…

the setup: there are three guys in this scene: billy, james, and dave. they’re basically interchangeable characters, but james is the one who just broke up with his girlfriend. as you’ll see, all three guys have a lot to learn about the opposite sex…