“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

hey guys, good to be back. (this is mr. seinfeld’s first appearance—ed.). so have you seen this new iPhone? i think we’re taking things a little too far now, don’t you? maybe? was there anyone out there who was [...]

earlier today, i got a call from my temp agency about a mortgage company-related job or something. the company wanted me to drive over to their office just to make sure i would be able to find it, which is kind of insulting. i asked the temp woman how possible it was that [...]

over the last few months, i’ve grown a couple moustaches, with varying degrees of success. they’ve been described with the following names:

the adam morrison
the adam morrison II
the “you should stay away from children with that moustache”
the mexican
the snoopy’s uncle
the “i didn’t even notice”
the bruno kirby (i’m the only person who uses this one)

and most [...]

year one: initial success