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them to make sure i’m dead
the harlem globetrotters to give my eulogy, stating that i was the greatest opponent they had ever faced
to be roasted by some of the assholes from the friars club
a stealth bomber to fly over my grave
nickelback to perform “how you remind me”
the police to catch the guy who did it
good [...]
i know your field is hard to break into, but i feel i have the “intangibles” required to be an all-star futurist. would you mind evaluating some of my amatuer futurist predictions? this is what i have so far:
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