on new year’s 1972, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year’s 1973, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year’s 1974, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year’s 1975, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year’s [...]

in light of anthony ruining my strike post with his own strike post anthony’s strike post, consider this post official notice that the writers of bloop are ON STRIKE until our demands are met!

LIST OF DEMANDS

larger variety of flavored coffee in the break room
the approval of our parents
new media internet blah blah blah
NO fat chicks
bigger [...]

“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

hey guys, good to be back. (this is mr. seinfeld’s first appearance—ed.). so have you seen this new iPhone? i think we’re taking things a little too far now, don’t you? maybe? was there anyone out there who was [...]

omg stand-up really sucks. it’s so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, [...]

“this foxworthy guy’s pretty funny. he should be a comedian.”
“hey, idiot, the answer’s 200!”
“bill clinton was a good president.”

how are you supposed to feel when you see a talented actor whose work you enjoyed waiting tables at the cheesecake factory?

how are you supposed to feel when you see a talented actor that you really like playing the grapes in a fruit of the loom commercial?

hey family feud contestants

about fifteen years ago, i was the world’s biggest l.a. law fan. like, i have a whole scrapbook of corbin bernsen autographs. this was back when i wanted to write for television, so clackity-clack of the keyboard and out comes this really brilliant fan fiction:

arnie becker and michael kuzak are waiting outside the [...]

let’s pretend that reason we haven’t been posting much is because we’ve been working on splideo, a blog about crazy shit on google video. what’s up with you?