the san diego zoo (if i were a millionaire!)
burbank, ca (but just to visit)
bethesda, maryland (with nancy reagan)
shark-infested waters
chocolate city, usa
heaven (but just to visit)
the bathroom
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i don’t like the word “aloha.” in case you haven’t heard it a million times, aloha can mean both hello and goodbye. that has to be confusing, to have two opposing words come together like that. what i hate most is blah, blah, blah…

here’s a typical scenario:

vince is throwing a hawaiian-themed party [...]

happy new years, peter!

may 5, 2005
my journey begins in the city of miracles—hollywood, ca. bags in both hands, i’m standing on the corner of hopes and dreams. lots of people are here trying to wave down taxis. the cabs aren’t stopping for them, but for some reason i don’t have any problems getting one. [...]

this summer i’ve had the opportunity to do a little bit of traveling and i think this is the perfect forum for rating and reviewing each trip.

i’ve been having the time of my life! camp was fun; i’ll probably go back next summer (if they’ll take me back!). i lost fifty pounds, but whatever. the point was to have fun, and i did. SO MUCH FUN! we slept indoors and told stories by the fire [...]

it’s the early 80’s… you want to make a skiing movie that takes place at club med… you need two buddies… who do you cast?

believe it or not, we’re still alive.

so there was some kind of mix-up and my sister and i got put into first class on the way to las vegas with my family.