in light of anthony ruining my strike post with his own strike post anthony’s strike post, consider this post official notice that the writers of bloop are ON STRIKE until our demands are met!

LIST OF DEMANDS

larger variety of flavored coffee in the break room
the approval of our parents
new media internet blah blah blah
NO fat chicks
bigger [...]

dear tony roma’s management,

this is my two weeks notice, approximately. my last day should be sunday, december 18.

i’m sorry we have to part ways and i wish you the best of luck in the future, but i’m not going to cut my hair for anyone.

sincerely,
anthony thompson

apparently, mario lopez likes ribs… or steak… or chicken (bbq chicken)... or something with meat or potatoes in it because i saw “zack’s mexican friend” at tony roma’s tonight.

something i’ve been thinking about a lot lately- why isn’t my name “lunch?”