http://bloop.org Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:48:29 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en come november, as i did in '04, i will be throwing my (pittsburgh) pirates hat into the ring and running for president of the united states. now, be aware, the only reason i'm running is to draw attention to some issues that i believe are important (and to discuss ... http://bloop.org/2008/03/19/running-for-president/ So Ben and I have this newish thing called The Ben & Joey Show. It's a weekly comedy "podcast" featuring two guys talking about stuff (food?) and playing their songs. You can listen on the site, or just subscribe in iTunes. Seriously, go do it. http://bloop.org/2008/02/29/the-ben-joey-show/ found this attached to my door just now (not really): dear residents, thank you SO MUCH for all of the toys, appliances, GIZMOS, etc. that were put into the donation box. i was a huge hit at secret santa at work. merry christmas! thanks, hannah manager http://bloop.org/2008/01/11/notes-left-on-my-door-part-1/ “guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends. oh my god you guys, the other day i was looking at my VAGINA and i decided that it was just so beautiful that i had to give it a name. i named it "little sarah" but ... http://bloop.org/2008/01/03/guest-bloggers-sarah-silverman/ on new year's 1972, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television. on new year's 1973, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television. on new year's 1974, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television. on new year's 1975, i watched a ball drop and discussed ... http://bloop.org/2007/12/31/dick-clarks-life-story/ already too self-conscious didn't really "get" lord of the rings does FUBU make dwarf-sized clothes? waaaaaaay too tall http://bloop.org/2007/11/26/reasons-i-couldnt-be-a-dwarf/ the san diego zoo (if i were a millionaire!) burbank, ca (but just to visit) bethesda, maryland (with nancy reagan) shark-infested waters chocolate city, usa heaven (but just to visit) the bathroom topical political one more http://bloop.org/2007/11/12/ten-places-id-love-to-visit/ in light of anthony ruining my strike post with his own strike post anthony's strike post, consider this post official notice that the writers of bloop are ON STRIKE until our demands are met! LIST OF DEMANDS larger variety of flavored coffee in the break room the approval of our parents new media internet ... http://bloop.org/2007/11/06/on-strike/ day one yesterday, or whenever, the writers guild of america officially went on strike. this doesn't really affect me, since i don't want to be a writer. regardless, i feel that it would be appropriate to propose that we here at bloop also go on strike as a show ... http://bloop.org/2007/11/06/writers-strike-blog/ "guest bloggers" is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends. hey guys, good to be back. (this is mr. seinfeld's first appearance--ed.). so have you seen this new iPhone? i think we're taking things a little too far now, don't you? maybe? was there ... http://bloop.org/2007/11/04/guest-blogger-jerry-seinfeld/