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		<title>the newsradio curse</title>
		<description>so you hear a lot about the saturday night live curse, but what about the newsradio curse?  here's a list of people associated with the show and the tragedy that has befallen them.


phil hartman (murder/suicide - too soon)
maura tierney (cancer - too soon)
drake sather (suicide - too soon)
joe rogan ...</description>
		<link>http://bloop.org/2010/02/13/the-newsradio-curse/</link>
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		<title>xmas wishes 2009: millenium edition</title>
		<description>well it's that time of year again and i figured what better way to use the first bloop post of 2009 than with my xmas wish list!  here's what i'm asking santa for:


Willenium CD
9/11 do-over
Y2K survival guide
cash
sega dreamcast
mental teleportation away from this awful, shitty decade to the carefree 90s
seriously, ...</description>
		<link>http://bloop.org/2009/12/15/xmas-wishes-2009-millenium-edition/</link>
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		<title>FLASH MOB ALERT</title>
		<description>hey guys,

i'm trying to get a flash mob going for tomorrow, probably around 1:30pm.  how about the food court at the lloyd center?  or maybe inside some building downtown?  can you imagine all those straightlaced businesspeople when a flash mob shows up out of NOWHERE?

what are you ...</description>
		<link>http://bloop.org/2008/08/14/flash-mob-alert/</link>
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		<title>FW: fyi guys i&#8217;m running for president</title>
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come november, as i did in '04, i will be throwing my (pittsburgh) pirates hat into the ring and running for president of the united states.  now, be aware, the only reason i'm running is to draw attention to some issues that i believe are important (and to discuss ...</description>
		<link>http://bloop.org/2008/03/19/running-for-president/</link>
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		<title>The Ben &#038; Joey Show</title>
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So Ben and I have this newish thing called The Ben & Joey Show.  It's a weekly comedy "podcast" featuring two guys talking about stuff (food?) and playing their songs.  You can listen on the site, or just subscribe in iTunes.  Seriously, go do it. </description>
		<link>http://bloop.org/2008/02/29/the-ben-joey-show/</link>
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		<title>notes left on my door, part 1</title>
		<description>found this attached to my door just now (not really):


dear residents,

    thank you SO MUCH for all of the toys, appliances, GIZMOS, etc. that were put into the donation box. i was a huge hit at secret santa at work.

merry christmas!

thanks,
hannah
manager



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		<link>http://bloop.org/2008/01/11/notes-left-on-my-door-part-1/</link>
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		<title>guest bloggers: sarah silverman</title>
		<description>“guest bloggers” is a regular series featuring short essays from our famous friends.

oh my god you guys, the other day i was looking at my VAGINA and i decided that it was just so beautiful that i had to give it a name.  i named it "little sarah" but ...</description>
		<link>http://bloop.org/2008/01/03/guest-bloggers-sarah-silverman/</link>
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		<title>dick clark&#8217;s life story</title>
		<description>on new year's 1972, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year's 1973, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year's 1974, i watched a ball drop and discussed it on television.

on new year's 1975, i watched a ball drop and discussed ...</description>
		<link>http://bloop.org/2007/12/31/dick-clarks-life-story/</link>
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		<title>reasons i couldn&#8217;t be a dwarf</title>
		<description>
	already too self-conscious
	didn't really "get" lord of the rings
	does FUBU make dwarf-sized clothes?
	waaaaaaay too tall


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		<link>http://bloop.org/2007/11/26/reasons-i-couldnt-be-a-dwarf/</link>
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		<title>ten places i&#8217;d love to visit</title>
		<description>
the san diego zoo (if i were a millionaire!)
burbank, ca (but just to visit)
bethesda, maryland (with nancy reagan)
shark-infested waters
chocolate city, usa
heaven (but just to visit)
the bathroom
topical
political
one more

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		<link>http://bloop.org/2007/11/12/ten-places-id-love-to-visit/</link>
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